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“They have a dream…”

June 13, 2010 by admin  
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RєRє posted a photo:

Misshaped, unnatural, unsuitable, anormal, freakish…

These are a few adjectives given to a group of veggies and fruits they are all part of a very discret underground Organization called The International League of Defective Fruits and Veggies.

And their numbers grow every day…

We condemned them. All our Supermakets and markets did… while severe inspecting each and every one of them in our so-called ‘Quality Control’ protocols and considering them aesthetically inappropriate for consumption.

Now they lurk through the veggies underword… thinking, planning, plotting, dreaming … on how to… one day … they will finally start their revenge plan against all supermakets.

Yes! The supermakets… that horribly cold place that refused them a long time ago. That denied them all the last shred of veggie dignitiy they had…

So they meet. And they plan. Every night.

They dream of being able to one day have no mercy against hydroponic veggies. They dream with the aggressive abolition of pesticides that are considered by them the biggest responsible for their veggies mutations. They dream with the outlawing of frozen veggies and the unfair competition that they represent against the fresh, yet usually more flawed veggies.

So they meet. And they plan. Every night.

Someday. Somehow.


"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all fruits and veggies are created equal."

– M. Lemon Kiwi, Jr


(For further details on the League participants showcased here see the NOTES on the pic!)


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